Tuesday 9 September 2014

Lucy (2014)


 I should probably preface this review with the fact that I am a Psychology graduate, so I'm not exactly naive in terms of the inner workings of the brain and all that kind of stuff (I should also probably say that I am no expert either so don't judge me on what you are about to read, it's just an opinion).

 This films tells the story of Lucy (as if you hadn't already guessed that), a student in Taiwan who gets dragged into a dodgy drug deal by her new boyfriend. He gets shot and she is forced to become a drug mule for a Taiwanese Drug lord who has surgically inserted the drugs into her torso to ensure their undetected entrance into the US of A. However, Lucy (Scarlett Johansson) is captured by some pretty nasty looking men and kicked in the gut a few times causing the drug bag to split and leak its contents into her blood stream. The drug the n begins to unlock her full brain capacity and as the story unfolds we are shown what would happen in humans could use all of their brains instead of just the 10% we naturally have access to. With the help of Morgan Freeman, she sets out to seek revenge on her captors, but also to realise the full potential of the drug that is changing her life.

 So now you've read the synopsis, let’s take a look at what actually happens *SPOILER*. In short, Scarlett Johansson kills a ton of people for no apparent reason and then turns herself into a computer. Yup, that’s right. It turns out (according to the creative minds behind this movie) that unlocking more of our brain capacity will lead to lack of emotion, sudden ability to be a martial arts expert and, once we reach those higher percentages, the ability to control gravity, electricity, other people and time and space in its entirety. Then we will turn into a weird black glue and hand Morgan Freeman a memory stick which essentially contains our brain. Sounds fun, right?

 To say that the plot of this film is ridiculous would be a vast understatement. Whilst there are certain elements that I can just about wrap my head around and believe to be potentially possible such as an ability to see electricity or the recall of every memory ever had, there are other elements that are just fantastical beyond belief. Surely, there is no possible way that, no matter how much of a person’s noggin they are using, that they would ever be able to somehow control a computer half way around the world with their mind, or access other people’s memories just by touching them and definitely not travel through time as easily as swiping through pages on an iPhone.

 Then there’s the whole element of having physical control over how the body looks. Throughout the film, Lucy changes her appearance at will, from hair colour and eye colour to the physical shape of her limbs and features. What? There is no way that this is actually possible. I am fairly certain that if I somehow managed to unlock my brain’s potential, I wouldn’t then suddenly be able to make myself a few inches taller just by thinking about it, or make myself skinny within the blink of an eye.

 Whilst some of the basic scientific elements of the film may lay the foundations for people to believe that what they are about to see if possible, the fantasy soon takes over from the reality and quickly takes a swan dive into the grandiose, perplexing and just plain idiotic losing every level of originality and believability.

 Now I know it’s a sci-fi film and it’s not supposed to be realistic, but if you are going to spend the first 10 minutes having Morgan Freeman tell us all of this scientific waffle about the brain capacity and fulfilling its potential, then at least keep one foot rooted in the actual facts for the rest of the film.

 To look at the rest of the film for a moment, the special effects are pretty impressive, I will give it that much. They come from an unusual angle not often seen in movies and add to the ‘creativity’ of the rest of the film in the best possible way, not outshining the story but working well alongside it. The actors too give decent performances. Nothing special, but they have done well with the material they have been given I guess. Also, purely in directorial terms, Luc Besson has steered the ship well. The story does flow and moves at a pace that is enjoyable for those watching without being too fast and confusing.

 However, no matter how many good elements there are to this story, the plot simply cannot be excused. Not only is there all of crap that I mentioned earlier, but there are parts of the movie that are inexcusable from anyone’s perspective. For example, in a scene early on in the film, Lucy manages to walk into a hospital covered in blood and holding a massive gun in her hand and no one bats and eyelid. Later in the film, a bunch of Taiwanese gangsters are outside a hospital loading rifles, handguns and rocket launchers when a load of policemen pull up, run past and don’t even give them a second glance. There’s unrealistic and then there’s just plain lazy. At least make it look like the guns are hidden or something. It’s really not the difficult.

 Overall, you've probably gathered that I'm not a fan. The story is too preposterous, even for me, and there are simply too many elementary mistakes. A suggestion I would make is that if you want to watch a film about brain power and unlocking the minds potential, go for something like ‘Limitless’.

5 Films To Look Forward To In September 2014

And now for this month...

1) The Giver

In another movie based on another book written for teenagers, this one is basically about a bunch of people who have choice and emotion taken away, and what happens when one boy is given all of these things back.

2) Wish I Was Here

In the much anticipated sequel to 'Garden State' and a movie that caused a lot of commotion due to its use of a kickstarter campaign to get funded, Zach Braff's character is at a point in his life where he must choose whether to continue down the same road, or pick a path that is different.

3) The Riot Club

Based on the 2010 play 'Posh', this film tells the story of two Oxford University freshers who join the infamous Riot Club.

4) What We Did On Our Holiday

From the creators of 'Outnumbered' comes a stereotypical British movie. Light hearted, funny and heart-warming with a story of two parents trying to keep their divorce from their children as they go on holiday.

5) A Walk Among The Tombstones

If the movie industry is anything to go by, don't go anywhere near Liam Neeson or you will be kidnapped. In the latest version of Neeson being an action hero, he is an ex-NYPD policeman turned private detective who gets more than he bargained for when he is hired to find a client's missing wife.

5 Films You Should've Seen in August 2014

Let's start with an apology. Sorry for not writing anything for the last few months but various travel experiences took priority I'm afraid. Anyway, let's look at the films of last month and see what you probably should've gone to see...

1) The Inbetweeners 2

In the sequel of the hit British TV series, many claim that this was even funnier than the first and is a must see for any fans of the show.

2) God's Pocket

In one of Philip Seymour Hoffman's final films it follows a man and the death of his son in an 'accident' he tries to cover up.

3) Million Dollar Arm

Every few years, Disney decide to release an 'uplifting' and 'hopeful' sports story. This year is no exception with a movie about a bunch of Indian cricketers trying to be baseball stars.

4) Sin City 2: A Dame To Kill For

It's just as strange as the first one.

5) Lucy

Scarlett Johansson and Morgan Freeman star in a film that is essentially the female 'Limitless' but that takes it to a whole different level (and there's more guns and death).